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YEW DECIDE:
1 min read
If I was premium I would do a poll...
BUT OH WELL
Should I do commishes
Or should I not
That is the question.
BUT OH WELL
Should I do commishes
Or should I not
That is the question.
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How my mom beat up someone at Subway
2 min read
Well, it wasn't really physical..
But so we were at Subway getting some din dins, and I ordered a cold cut but wanted the baloney to be off. But he's like: DUR HURP CANT DO DAT DUR. ITS IN A PACKAGE DUR DUR DUR. Then my mom is like: Well just take of the baloney and put it in a different package or something.. Him: NO I CAN'T DO THAT BLAH BLAH
Mom: Just take the freaking baloney off!
Him: Where even is the baloney??
Mom: On the bottom, now stop giving me this attitude, or I'll call the manager.
Him: Go ahead, the number is right there.
Him: Now what kind of cheese you want.
Mom: Did you hear what I said?
Him: No, I'm asking what kind of cheese you want, because you're holding up my line.
Mom: You know what? What is your name?
Him: Anthony.
Mom: Okay, your gonna wish you didn't give me this attitude. *writes down subway number*
Him: *talks about us to other people in line*
Mom: *leaves and calls subway in car*
TADA! I wanted to yell the whole time, YOU BE MESSIN WITH THE WRONG PERSON FOOL
xD
But so we were at Subway getting some din dins, and I ordered a cold cut but wanted the baloney to be off. But he's like: DUR HURP CANT DO DAT DUR. ITS IN A PACKAGE DUR DUR DUR. Then my mom is like: Well just take of the baloney and put it in a different package or something.. Him: NO I CAN'T DO THAT BLAH BLAH
Mom: Just take the freaking baloney off!
Him: Where even is the baloney??
Mom: On the bottom, now stop giving me this attitude, or I'll call the manager.
Him: Go ahead, the number is right there.
Him: Now what kind of cheese you want.
Mom: Did you hear what I said?
Him: No, I'm asking what kind of cheese you want, because you're holding up my line.
Mom: You know what? What is your name?
Him: Anthony.
Mom: Okay, your gonna wish you didn't give me this attitude. *writes down subway number*
Him: *talks about us to other people in line*
Mom: *leaves and calls subway in car*
TADA! I wanted to yell the whole time, YOU BE MESSIN WITH THE WRONG PERSON FOOL
xD
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Eevee Quest Ch. 2 UNFINISHED!
2 min read
Charlotte awoke with a groan to see Zeb snoring next to her. She was confused until she remembered they ran away last night! What a night.... Charlotte thought. Zeb arose and yawned rather loudly. "Hey, keep it down! Some people are trying to sleep!" Charlotte said in the mimic voice of a Geodude teasingly. Zeb just rolled his eyes and tossed an apple to Charlotte. He groaned. "Man, I had the worse dream last night..."
"What was it?"
"Well, first," Zeb started with a sigh."Bacon was no such thing-" Charlotte cut him off. "Really, Zeb?" Zeb ducked his head sheepishly. "Well, we better start going." They said in unison. They grabbed their wagons, refilled with fresh picked apples and some gummies from a nice family of more Eevees, and set off to no place in particular. After a few hours of laughing and talking, they came to a stop to rest for a bit. They bit into their apples happily. "Mmm." Muttered Zeb, and another was heard from Charlotte as well. Out of nowhere, Zeb launched a pinecone at Charlotte. In mid air, it screamed, "Hey!" Charlotte looked up, alarmed. Then did a mental FACEPAW! "Zeb, you threw a PINECO!" Zeb ducked sheepishly again as the Pineco latched onto a tree brance, glaring at Zeb. They both then agreed on leaving as soon as possible..... -Meanwhile, at Zeb's house...-
"WABBABBABBABABBABABABBABAHUHUHAUBUAHAUBUAHAUABUAHAUBAUHADUHSFBEHWBNJANJKAJSWODJSLKAMLFDADFWE"
-Thankfully, Arceus had mercy, now back where the two Eevees were....-
Charlotte sat down and refused to move any longer now. "My paws are as sore as a working Ponyta!" She complained. "But Ponytas have hooves, not paws!"
"It was a similie!"
"The crap is a similie?"
"Didn't you go to school?"
"Do you think I pay attention in school?"
After that they burst out laughing. But, Charlotte still wouldn't move.
Behind her, Zeb screamed like a little girl. Charrlotte chuckled.
"What was it?"
"Well, first," Zeb started with a sigh."Bacon was no such thing-" Charlotte cut him off. "Really, Zeb?" Zeb ducked his head sheepishly. "Well, we better start going." They said in unison. They grabbed their wagons, refilled with fresh picked apples and some gummies from a nice family of more Eevees, and set off to no place in particular. After a few hours of laughing and talking, they came to a stop to rest for a bit. They bit into their apples happily. "Mmm." Muttered Zeb, and another was heard from Charlotte as well. Out of nowhere, Zeb launched a pinecone at Charlotte. In mid air, it screamed, "Hey!" Charlotte looked up, alarmed. Then did a mental FACEPAW! "Zeb, you threw a PINECO!" Zeb ducked sheepishly again as the Pineco latched onto a tree brance, glaring at Zeb. They both then agreed on leaving as soon as possible..... -Meanwhile, at Zeb's house...-
"WABBABBABBABABBABABABBABAHUHUHAUBUAHAUBUAHAUABUAHAUBAUHADUHSFBEHWBNJANJKAJSWODJSLKAMLFDADFWE"
-Thankfully, Arceus had mercy, now back where the two Eevees were....-
Charlotte sat down and refused to move any longer now. "My paws are as sore as a working Ponyta!" She complained. "But Ponytas have hooves, not paws!"
"It was a similie!"
"The crap is a similie?"
"Didn't you go to school?"
"Do you think I pay attention in school?"
After that they burst out laughing. But, Charlotte still wouldn't move.
Behind her, Zeb screamed like a little girl. Charrlotte chuckled.
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Sorry..
1 min read
Hey guys, I won't be on as much because my dad got mad I had a dA. So I have to get on at my mom's house only :c
But I'll still be on!
But I'll still be on!
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